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    14/08/2007

    [轉貼笑話]天線寶寶溺死慘案

     


    故事1

    天線寶寶坐計程車...準備去海邊撿貝殼
    拉拉就很高興的唱~
    " 我們要去海邊,好開心!"
    司機很不爽的說
    "閉嘴,難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到海裡!!!!"
    過了一陣子,丁丁忍不住了!
    便開始唱....." 我們要去海邊,好開心!"
    司機聽了真的是很不爽, "閉嘴,難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到海裡!!!!!"
    過了一陣子.....小波也受不了了.....也唱了出來....
    "我們要去海邊,好開心!"  司機還是很不爽的說
    "閉嘴,難聽死了! 再唱把你們都丟到海裡!!"
    終於快到海邊了! 迪西大聲的唱~  "我們要去海邊,好開心!"
    嘩啦~天線寶寶就被司機丟到海裡了.............................................................

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    2. 鬼故事

    一男一女手牽著手光著腳走在沙灘上
    天色漸漸的暗了....男的終於控制不住自己的情緒
    對女的說
    "親愛的....我明天就要去美國唸書了.....一年以後才會回來......"
    女的眼淚一滴一滴的滴下....."為什麼你今天才跟我說! 為什麼呢? 你........"
    男的急忙的解釋 "我....我怕你擔心.......真的....我....我想跟你說的是....接下來的一年, 我們都不要聯絡吧! 一方面我們都可以專心唸書...另一方面正好可以看看我們兩個都是不是真心的!"
    女的說..."嗯.....好吧..........."
    男的: "一年後的今天......一年後的現在.....我跟你約在這裡....到時候.........你一定要嫁給我!"

    一年過了

    男的帶著他買的結婚戒指....到了海邊等她
    一小時
    兩小時
    三小時過了.....
    "那X人! 一定是變心了! 我等他....他卻這樣對我! X@#$ 這戒指留著有什麼意義呢?"
    一氣之下就把戒指丟到海裡了....然後氣沖沖的走了........

    那女的其實在等他....但是卻在同個海邊的另一頭等
    命運開的玩笑.....
    等了一天
    兩天.....男的還是沒出現....................
    女的哭了...........心想....活著又有什麼意義呢?
    她跳到海裡了..........想要自殺去逃避一切
    當那女的慢慢的往下沉....張開眼睛看這世界最後一面時...............

    他卻看到了................................











    四個臉色發青的天線寶寶...........................................

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    希落wrote:
    ........我笑了
    22 Mar.

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